Hate Mail in a Blog

Tue Aug 19
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Wed Aug 6

1. The Sun

Honestly? I mean, just straight up, sun? Fuck you. You are too damn bright — who are you trying to impress?

2. The Pothole at the Corner of Halsted and Peoria

They have never fixed this ever and I hit it every goddamn time. In the car, on the bike, it doesn’t matter. I swear to God if I was walking down the sidewalk by this pothole, a bird or a flying lizard or something would swoop out of the sky, scare me into the street, and I would trip over the pothole and break my nose.

3. Peter Angelos

Oh, yeah. I blame him after the post-1996 coaching shake up. He doesn’t care about winning, really.

4. Scientists

Well, technologists, actually. Here it is, the 21st century, and we still don’t have machines which can be fixed by screaming curses at them and hurling them into the wall? Come on, guys. I know Ringrose is with me on this one.

5. Pterygota

Every time I go out riding recently, I get a flying insect in my mouth, eye, or ear. I know that the little bastards aren’t planning it, but it seems like it.

6. Al-Qaeda?

I guess.

7. Geese

Hissing bastards. The quantity of disgusting crap these birds can pump out is astounding. It makes the Lake Shore path almost unusable by the convention center.


Actually, only one and two comprise my enemies list, but having a list with just two items is lame. I had to pad it out a little.

David Hunt. He wrote this enemies list in 2007 and i am for sure in agreement w/ number 4. but i think the whole thing is kinda funny. also, i don’t see why i can’t post other people’s hate.
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Thu Jul 31
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Fri Jul 25

In re Jezebel Condomgate 2008

toomuchawesome:

brianvan:

evilqueenmagda:

All of you commenters who have been going on and on and on about how inappropriate it was of Moe to advocate sex without condoms, do any of you smoke cigarettes? Go out in the sun without sunscreen? Just curious.

I used to lay out in the middle of the street and fake being hurt to make cars stop. Stopped doing it when I realized brakes don’t ALWAYS work.

It IS risky to fuck strangers without a condom, and inappropriate to endorse the act. I haven’t said much about it, I feel like my opinion is well-represented in society, but there is a valid debate to be had on this… one that Moe would certainly lose, based on all our medical knowlege and the nature of human beings (fragile). But Moe is just putting it out there because she doesn’t give a fuck and wants you to not give a fuck as well. At some point her nihilism needs to be counteracted, all of us make different decisions but not all of us believe there is nothing sacred in well-being, and no value to emotional stability…

Smoking cigarettes and tanning don’t SPREAD DISEASE. Sure, if Moe is fine with getting the Herp, whatever. But that doesn’t mean she can’t spread it to someone else. And guess what, straights? You’re more at risk for HIV if you have other STDs, like herpes.

ugh! my problem w/ this whole thing is why does it matter what some BLOGER says about anything. why is this a person worth listening to and why does what she say matter at all? is it b/c she’s gettign paid? is it b/c there are enough stupid people out there that read what she says and go “well if that douche bag can fuck w/o condoms then why am i wasting my time sliping these dong bags on?” or is it b/c you people have nothing better to bitch about? (and look at me bitching! i’m in the same boat, so don’t think i’m judging your wasted time) and yes, her not caring means she could spread any disease she gets, but the people she’s spreding them to CLEARLY DON’T CARE EITHER. so while a few posts ago i said that anything you put on the internet is to be judged the other side of that is why do you/we/anyone care?

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Sat Jun 28

dear shitty parents,

when your kid says, “i’m cold.” that is not an opportunity for you to say, “well i’m not.” get your kid a fucking sweater. NOT THAT COMPLICATED!
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Tue Jun 24
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Wed Jun 11

Dear blogers,

when you write something on the internet your thoughts are no longer yours. they do not belong to you any more. they belong to whoever reads them and those people are allowed to interpret them and talk about them as much as they want. they are allowed to judge you and talk about you as much as they want. once you open your life up in a public forum your life is no longer yours. and yes, that means people are going to say shit about you that you don’t like. stop your fucking bitching. you wanted other people to know about your life, you need to accept the judgment and cruelty that goes along w/ it. and if you can’t accept it….buy one of those nifty lined journals that we used to write our private thoughts in and put your bull shit there. if you can’t handle the fucking internet’s ability to hurt you, and beat you up like the shitty boyfriend it is, then break up w/ it. b/c it’ll never love you the way you want it to. NEVER!
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Tue May 27
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Mon May 19
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Tue May 6
dear ty ty,  you once had a dream that someone would post about you in the missed connections section of craigslist. and now that someone has you “don’t know” if you’re gonna write them back? this is your fucking DREAM honey and now what? you can’t go all the way? you can’t perform? that’s bull shit! how often do you think that the person that the missed connection is about actually reads it? and i bet that person doesn’t even do this a lot, it was a long shot for him. and he thought you were pretty enough to write about. he thought you were worth it. why don’t you stop being a puss and see if it really was worth it! huh?!?

dear ty ty,

you once had a dream that someone would post about you in the missed connections section of craigslist. and now that someone has you “don’t know” if you’re gonna write them back? this is your fucking DREAM honey and now what? you can’t go all the way? you can’t perform? that’s bull shit! how often do you think that the person that the missed connection is about actually reads it? and i bet that person doesn’t even do this a lot, it was a long shot for him. and he thought you were pretty enough to write about. he thought you were worth it. why don’t you stop being a puss and see if it really was worth it! huh?!?

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a few weeks ago we had a cougar here in chicago. and chicago decided to kill it. 
Dear city of chicago, is that really how we do things around here? we just shoot to kill lost animals? we just decided who lives and who dies based on how they may not belong where they are? if that’s true why don’t you shoot me when/if i go to gay pride this summer? or someone at a baseball game not eating a hot dog? why don’t you shoot yourself for taking land that didn’t belong to you, or for building skyscrapers on a swamp. fuck, nature was here first so really just shoot yourself in the face. i thought we were supposed to call animal control to knock an animal out and then bring it back where we’ve decided it belongs. can we please go back to doing that? maybe? dick! ps. redeye “what are you doing here?” what the fuck are YOU doing here!? don’t worry, i’ll get to you in due time!

a few weeks ago we had a cougar here in chicago. and chicago decided to kill it. 

Dear city of chicago,
is that really how we do things around here? we just shoot to kill lost animals? we just decided who lives and who dies based on how they may not belong where they are? if that’s true why don’t you shoot me when/if i go to gay pride this summer? or someone at a baseball game not eating a hot dog? why don’t you shoot yourself for taking land that didn’t belong to you, or for building skyscrapers on a swamp. fuck, nature was here first so really just shoot yourself in the face. i thought we were supposed to call animal control to knock an animal out and then bring it back where we’ve decided it belongs. can we please go back to doing that? maybe? dick!

ps. redeye “what are you doing here?” what the fuck are YOU doing here!? don’t worry, i’ll get to you in due time!

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Mon May 5
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what? hate mail in a blog?

for a long time now i’ve had hate in my heart. for things, or people, or the way people do things. so i got myself a book to write my list of hate letters i need to write. and i will post those letters here and hope that it helps me become a happier, less hateful person. i don’t really see that happening, but who cares, i gotta get this shit out some how!
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