Hate Mail in a Blog

JUST ASKING: Is Michael Phelps A Douche?

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:06:32 -0500

JUST ASKING: Is Michael Phelps A Douche?:

Yes.

(via alexblagg)

man…i’m sorry, but when STYLE is your only example of someone being a douche your being a douche yourself. has he DONE anything douchey, like taken a crowbar to his rivals knee cap destroying that person’s livelihood? has he raped/murdered someone and gotten away w/ it? did he marry some sweet girl and then cheat on her b/c now he’s famous and so many bitches wanna fuck? nope? well then get over his cocked baseball hats. give the kid a break, he’s 23, he’ll grow out of it.

"1. The Sun Honestly? I mean, just straight up, sun? Fuck you. You are too damn bright —..."

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 11:14:30 -0500

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1. The Sun

Honestly? I mean, just straight up, sun? Fuck you. You are too damn bright — who are you trying to impress?

2. The Pothole at the Corner of Halsted and Peoria

They have never fixed this ever and I hit it every goddamn time. In the car, on the bike, it doesn’t matter. I swear to God if I was walking down the sidewalk by this pothole, a bird or a flying lizard or something would swoop out of the sky, scare me into the street, and I would trip over the pothole and break my nose.

3. Peter Angelos

Oh, yeah. I blame him after the post-1996 coaching shake up. He doesn’t care about winning, really.

4. Scientists

Well, technologists, actually. Here it is, the 21st century, and we still don’t have machines which can be fixed by screaming curses at them and hurling them into the wall? Come on, guys. I know Ringrose is with me on this one.

5. Pterygota

Every time I go out riding recently, I get a flying insect in my mouth, eye, or ear. I know that the little bastards aren’t planning it, but it seems like it.

6. Al-Qaeda?

I guess.

7. Geese

Hissing bastards. The quantity of disgusting crap these birds can pump out is astounding. It makes the Lake Shore path almost unusable by the convention center.

Actually, only one and two comprise my enemies list, but having a list with just two items is lame. I had to pad it out a little.

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- David Hunt. He wrote this enemies list in 2007 and i am for sure in agreement w/ number 4. but i think the whole thing is kinda funny. also, i don’t see why i can’t post other people’s hate.

Hipster: The Dead End of Western Civilization

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 09:45:00 -0500

Hipster: The Dead End of Western Civilization: this is an interesting take on the whole thing, there’s A LOT missing from this article, such as hipsters moving into poor neighborhoods and making it easier for gentrification to take place. but i digress….seriously, hasn’t it been 40 years since we were revolutionary as a youth? yeah punk was punk but i don’t really remember anything revolutionary coming out of it. and still that was the 70’s. so then its 30 years ago, that’s more then 1 generation of lazy mother fuckers that don’t care enough to stand up for what they say they believe in. and fashion is fashion, who gives a shit what someone wears, it doesn’t say who they are and what they believe in, though there are some people that believe that that’s all they have to do to express themselves. and really? you’re gonna bitch about fix geared bikes? how is that an actual problem, shouldn’t we all be riding bikes to cut down on air pollutants? at that point he’s just trying to think of things to complain about. the truth is we’re all hipsters, there’s no way around it, until we make a decision to revolt against the system. we’re all just waiting for someone else to clean up this mess that we don’t take responsibility for(thanks for volunteering obama!). but it is our mess, and it’s our problem and we need to fight. now, i’m going back to my mundane office job, b/c like you, i’m not planing on starting this revolution.

In re Jezebel Condomgate 2008

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 13:59:00 -0500

toomuchawesome:

brianvan:

evilqueenmagda:

All of you commenters who have been going on and on and on about how inappropriate it was of Moe to advocate sex without condoms, do any of you smoke cigarettes? Go out in the sun without sunscreen? Just curious.

I used to lay out in the middle of the street and fake being hurt to make cars stop. Stopped doing it when I realized brakes don’t ALWAYS work.

It IS risky to fuck strangers without a condom, and inappropriate to endorse the act. I haven’t said much about it, I feel like my opinion is well-represented in society, but there is a valid debate to be had on this… one that Moe would certainly lose, based on all our medical knowlege and the nature of human beings (fragile). But Moe is just putting it out there because she doesn’t give a fuck and wants you to not give a fuck as well. At some point her nihilism needs to be counteracted, all of us make different decisions but not all of us believe there is nothing sacred in well-being, and no value to emotional stability…

Smoking cigarettes and tanning don’t SPREAD DISEASE. Sure, if Moe is fine with getting the Herp, whatever. But that doesn’t mean she can’t spread it to someone else. And guess what, straights? You’re more at risk for HIV if you have other STDs, like herpes.

ugh! my problem w/ this whole thing is why does it matter what some BLOGER says about anything. why is this a person worth listening to and why does what she say matter at all? is it b/c she’s gettign paid? is it b/c there are enough stupid people out there that read what she says and go “well if that douche bag can fuck w/o condoms then why am i wasting my time sliping these dong bags on?” or is it b/c you people have nothing better to bitch about? (and look at me bitching! i’m in the same boat, so don’t think i’m judging your wasted time) and yes, her not caring means she could spread any disease she gets, but the people she’s spreding them to CLEARLY DON’T CARE EITHER. so while a few posts ago i said that anything you put on the internet is to be judged the other side of that is why do you/we/anyone care?

dear shitty parents,

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 23:54:03 -0500

when your kid says, “i’m cold.” that is not an opportunity for you to say, “well i’m not.” get your kid a fucking sweater. NOT THAT COMPLICATED!

Dear Racists,

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:26:00 -0500

Dear Racists,:

First and foremost let me address mr. mcewan.

It’s really nice that you want to defend your friend and you use extreme leftism as your weapon of choice but what your friend is quoted as saying is not about his beliefs about Islam it is his blatant racism and intolerance of the way a person looks. what he’s saying, “Mr. Amis has written that people who look as though they are from the Middle East should be strip-searched and possibly deported.” is kinda like saying, “Mr. Amis has written that people who look as though they are from Africa should be strip-searched and possibly deported.” or “Mr. Amis has written that people who look as though they are from Japan should be strip-searched and possibly deported.” if he had said either of those things there would be no doubt in anyone’s mind that he is a racist. but b/c we assume it’s about Islam you are saying it is ok b/c religion is so bad. well actually religion isn’t the problem here. the problem is religious extremes, which has EVERYTHING to do w/ how people are interpreting the religion. hell extreme atheists are religious extremists to me. i throw them in w/ all the other groups of people who don’t think anyone should think any differently from them. and therefore are wrong. wrong/right is bull shit. we know nothing of god, we know nothing of no god. and if someone wants to believe in either of those things it’s a basic human right to do so. but do it w/o judgement of what others choose to believe.

now, mr amis.

really? you are seriously going to sit there and say something so incredibly racist and intolerant like that? you do realize that that statement includes Christians and Jews right? also Buddhists and Hindus. b/c A LOT of people look as though they are from the mid east. also a lot of people that look like they are from the mid east have never actually BEEN to the mid east let alone lived there. so what are you saying? that any American citizen(i guess you’re saying british citizen here) who looks like an Arab should be strip searched and deported? what if i were to say that about any old white men? would you stand for that? would you allow someone to treat you like a dog, the way you are saying these humans should be treated? fuck you! it’s not my extreme liberalism that’s saying that by the way, it’s the part of me that is disgusted by anyone who thinks that someone should be judged b/c of what they look like, or if you want to say it’s about religion, what they believe in.

I’d like to know why people let these things slip by so easily when it comes to religion. hatred is hatred no matter how you fucking cut it. just b/c it’s about religion doesn’t make it any less hateful. you don’t have to believe in Islam or Christianity or Buddhism, but you have to accept them. and yes extreme Islam is a scary thing, but so is extreme Christianity and extreme atheism, they are all intolerant of other people’s human right to free will.

Dear blogers,

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 10:50:15 -0500

when you write something on the internet your thoughts are no longer yours. they do not belong to you any more. they belong to whoever reads them and those people are allowed to interpret them and talk about them as much as they want. they are allowed to judge you and talk about you as much as they want. once you open your life up in a public forum your life is no longer yours. and yes, that means people are going to say shit about you that you don’t like. stop your fucking bitching. you wanted other people to know about your life, you need to accept the judgment and cruelty that goes along w/ it. and if you can’t accept it….buy one of those nifty lined journals that we used to write our private thoughts in and put your bull shit there. if you can’t handle the fucking internet’s ability to hurt you, and beat you up like the shitty boyfriend it is, then break up w/ it. b/c it’ll never love you the way you want it to. NEVER!

Chicago: The City of Big Everything*

Tue, 27 May 2008 14:11:00 -0500

Chicago: The City of Big Everything*:

(via youngmanhattanite)

ok, here’s the problem. you can’t blame a city you’ve spent no time in for your inability to find a good meal. i love the fuck out of nyc. it has zabars which is one of the best things america has. but chicago food is so much better then nyc food. from our amazing ethnic places (irazu, el quijote, tank noodles, thai avenue) to our fancy as shit joints (avenues, alinea, moto, graham elliott) we beat the SHIT out of ny food. you want to stay in a silly hood like wicker park then go to le bouchon, irazu, rodan, bongo room, earwax, spring. try something that doesn’t look like a frat house. but ASK PEOPLE! and look at a fucking menu before you go in, and look in the window to see what the food looks like. you think chicago has big portions and nyc does not? bull shit. you are just being a lazy american. you have a brain and you are choosing not to use it. and yes, cabs are fucking expensive, but you know what, rent a fucking car then. or learn how to get on your computer, go to the cta’s website and plan your trips w/ the trip planer. again, i LOVE new york, but i see no reason to compare the 2 cities, it’s a waste of your time. you don’t like chicago, don’t come back. it’s as simple as that.

seriously pitchfork? stop being a tool!

Mon, 19 May 2008 11:11:00 -0500

seriously pitchfork? stop being a tool!: Pitchfork tends to write some of the most annoying reviews, also, what’s up w/ them loving little frackin wayne?

Dear pitchfork,
You are a bunch of over verbose monkeys and that really bugs the shit out of me. why, when you’re writing a review about some new album you feel the need to wined these incredibly pretentious sounding sentences together that don’t actually mean anything? for example, in a review of the new no age album you decided to write this, “It’s disingenuous to talk about Los Angeles’ New Yorker-profiled, vegan-snacks-serving, book-lending, all-ages venue the Smell with the same high-art vocabulary you’d use to dissect other creative collectives, like Andy Warhol’s Factory— the Smell’s constituency (L.A.’s optimistic experimental art pack) appears un-fixated on fame, self-aggrandizement, or furthering its nascent mythology.” SERIOUSLY! That’s how the review STARTS! What does this have to do with how awesome the new no age album is? can you not just say, “hey bitches, this album fucking rocks your faces into the earth. if you are into that, you should probably check it out!” is that too much over simplification for you? then i recommend adding more words about THE FUCKING ALBUM/BAND! who cares about the smell? we want to know about the music. some people actually look to you for guidance, and i’m sure there’s a reason for that, but just that first sentence of that review makes me want to take a nap. so please, take a break, find out what it feels like to write a review that actually makes people interested in reading enough of it to get interested in the band. right now i have other people doing it for me, b/c you make me even more lazy then i already am.

ps. really? you like lil wayne? really!? ugh!

dear ty ty, you once had a dream that someone would post about...

Tue, 06 May 2008 13:42:29 -0500

dear ty ty,

you once had a dream that someone would post about you in the missed connections section of craigslist. and now that someone has you “don’t know” if you’re gonna write them back? this is your fucking DREAM honey and now what? you can’t go all the way? you can’t perform? that’s bull shit! how often do you think that the person that the missed connection is about actually reads it? and i bet that person doesn’t even do this a lot, it was a long shot for him. and he thought you were pretty enough to write about. he thought you were worth it. why don’t you stop being a puss and see if it really was worth it! huh?!?

a few weeks ago we had a cougar here in chicago. and chicago...

Tue, 06 May 2008 11:04:09 -0500

a few weeks ago we had a cougar here in chicago. and chicago decided to kill it.

Dear city of chicago,
is that really how we do things around here? we just shoot to kill lost animals? we just decided who lives and who dies based on how they may not belong where they are? if that’s true why don’t you shoot me when/if i go to gay pride this summer? or someone at a baseball game not eating a hot dog? why don’t you shoot yourself for taking land that didn’t belong to you, or for building skyscrapers on a swamp. fuck, nature was here first so really just shoot yourself in the face. i thought we were supposed to call animal control to knock an animal out and then bring it back where we’ve decided it belongs. can we please go back to doing that? maybe? dick!

ps. redeye “what are you doing here?” what the fuck are YOU doing here!? don’t worry, i’ll get to you in due time!

You fools, figure out how to make a proper image link!

Mon, 05 May 2008 11:18:00 -0500

You fools, figure out how to make a proper image link!:

Gawker is a big time blog, so they tell me, but they still have no idea how to make a simple image link, also what’s the deal w/ the fucking article being a screen shot?

dear gawker,

way to be fucking annoying. why can’t you just do a simple image link? my friends who all have blogs that are NOT professional can do it. even i might be able to do it if that was something i’d ever do, or at least i’d know who to fucking ask. also, really? a screen shot? you couldn’t have just pulled the image from the article? you couldn’t even try to make your blog look nice? i thought you guys paid people to blog…but you don’t pay people to know HOW to blog? just pretentious douche bags who are afraid of the ocean? sad. real fucking sad. if it’s true that you pay people a base of 50k maybe you should actually make sure that person is worth 50k. thanks!

Cadillac, go fuck your comfortable life

Mon, 05 May 2008 11:01:00 -0500

Cadillac, go fuck your comfortable life: This ad makes me really really angry. it’s all about how rich people should never have to compromise. so w/ that, here is my first letter:

cadillac fuck tard,
i know that i live in america where the new theme is get rich or die trying. but are we really trying to make people feel worse then they already do about not being super rich? are we trying to make people feel bad about their small cars? b/c i thought that in this day and age it was about fuel efficiency and hybrids and trying to save what we haven’t fucked already. but instead you promote this big business bull shit mentality that tells me to spend as much as i can to be comfy all the time. i guess that makes sense, you are an american car company. but all you are doing is proving everyone else right, that america is just another dirty word. like fuck, or cock, or shit for brains. so thanks a lot cadillac for making my location the united states of cocksuckers!

what? hate mail in a blog?

Mon, 05 May 2008 10:47:23 -0500

for a long time now i’ve had hate in my heart. for things, or people, or the way people do things. so i got myself a book to write my list of hate letters i need to write. and i will post those letters here and hope that it helps me become a happier, less hateful person. i don’t really see that happening, but who cares, i gotta get this shit out some how!